Frank: Just one Hallmark Moment! Sacramento, CA, California

I am quite a dynamic figure, I am often seen scaling tall buildings in a single bound. I can crush ice in my barehands . I can cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. Graduated in the upper 10% of the lower 20% of my college graduating class. I am a graduate of The Sears Driving School . I am considered an expert in stucco removal , a veteran in love. And an outlaw in Peru. When I am bored , I teach fish to clean themselves . When listening to the radio you have heard, be caller number 9 and you win $100 I have been number 8, - 26 times. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail ! One day I hope to include myself in my own fantasies. Children and all animals trust me. Pitbulls want me to rub their stomachs. I can hurl spit balls with deadly accuracy. Have been classified a chocaholic, but I have refused treatment. I know the exact location of all the frozen pizza's & canned goods at my Safeway. I read the entire works of Shakespeare in one evening. Plus had time to go over the plans for the invasion of Wisconsin . Furthermore in my part time I have done covert C.I.A. operations for the USA while vacationing in Canada . I successfully negotiated with a group of terriost that seized a small bakery . The Laws of physics do not apply to me ! The Laws of probabilities do apply to me ! The Laws of gravity , I 'm not sure ! I can split an atom ? With a pliers and a skillsaw . I would like my own area code . I have taught myself " The Force " Was recently informed; I am 2,856th, in line, to the throne of England . On weekends I let off steam by participating in full contact oragami . I have made gourmet dinners with the use of a fork and a toaster oven. I drive a buick. I breed prize winning clams . I have talked to Elvis ! I will do just about anything,except jump out of a perfectly good airplane. In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal . As you can tell , I like to blend in ! I am a former Mr. Antartica, twice . Furthermore I would like to go to heaven with

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