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Male
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NJ Male / Know the secret?
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| Knight |
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| Relationship Type: |
Marriage Minded |
| Any Children: |
Yes, they live with me |
| Future Children: |
No |
| Profile Region: |
34 |
| Live in: |
Roselle Park, NJ, |
| Member Gender: |
Male |
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| Member ID: |
25764 |
| Age: |
54
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| Occupation: |
Business owner |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Height: |
6' 1" |
| Weight: |
210 |
| Eyes: |
Blue |
| Hair: |
Black |
| Marital Status: |
Divorced |
| Education Level: |
Masters |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes, socially |
| Recent Activity: |
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| Seeking: |
Female |
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| ......TO A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP?
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subjectof numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills |
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