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Male
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Get outta my head, get into my car
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| steve |
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| Relationship Type: |
Friend/penpal |
| Any Children: |
Yes, not with me |
| Future Children: |
No |
| Profile Region: |
37 |
| Live in: |
mission viejo, CA, |
| Member Gender: |
Male |
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| Member ID: |
33556 |
| Age: |
54
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| Occupation: |
businessman |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Height: |
6' 1" |
| Weight: |
185 |
| Eyes: |
Green |
| Hair: |
Silver |
| Marital Status: |
Married |
| Education Level: |
College |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes, socially |
| Recent Activity: |
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| Seeking: |
Female |
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| I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and
crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on
my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of
heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees,
I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone
playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with
unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty
minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an
outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once
single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin
from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello.
I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous
documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension
bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On
Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free
of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a
ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original
line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a
private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller
number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force
demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have
earned me fame in international botany circles. Children
trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with
deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and
David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish
an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location
of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed
covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do
sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
successfully negotiated with a group of
terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of phy |
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