| Do you yearn for a man who will listen to you unconditionally? Do you want someone who enjoys cuddling and conversation as much as the "other stuff?" Need great massages from a guy with strong "piano" hands? Do you desire honesty, intelligence, and sincerity from your man?
Want someone who will make you laugh with a clever (and occasionally bizarre) sense of humor? Do you search for a financially-independant, responsible individual with whom to share your dreams, hopes, fears, and love? Do you hope to marry a man who never ends a sentence with a preposition?
Well, then you probably want my brother, Rueben. But since he's already married will ya settle for me? :o) I'm kidding! Don't give up on me yet!
The picture (with my kitty, "Shmoo" who lives with my parents, now) shows you what I look like, but doesn't show you the size of my heart. I swim regularly, and walk everywhere since I don't own a car yet (because I live less than a mile from my job). I'm successfully shedding the few pounds I put on in six years of cruise ships and also becoming an excellent cook. (No, I'm not creating logical sentences here... just bear with me!)
I'm looking for an intelligent, classy, cultured, attractive, and open-minded Jewish woman. The ultimate gal for me can stop my yapping when I'm wrong but continue to talk, has poise and charm in difficult situations, can be a supportive partner in life, and can also seduce the heck outta me when she's horny. (Can I say "horny" in a personal ad? Is that legal? Sorry.)
I like a woman who knows when to laugh during a Mel Brooks movie, but that doesn't really mean anything specific unless you're "one of the tribe." As we learn about each other, we'll be able to decide if that nebulous condition has been met satisfactorily.
Finally, I just want to say that, statistically, you should not exist or should already be married. So since you - the perfect woman - are already out of my reach, I guess I shouldn't click on the "send" butto....
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