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Male
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Sweetheart
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| Dunny |
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| Relationship Type: |
Friend/penpal |
| Any Children: |
No |
| Future Children: |
May be |
| Profile Region: |
59 |
| Live in: |
Dapto, NS, Australia |
| Member Gender: |
Male |
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| Member ID: |
41263 |
| Age: |
28
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| Occupation: |
Unemployed |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Height: |
5' 5" |
| Weight: |
115 |
| Eyes: |
Blue |
| Hair: |
Brown |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Education Level: |
High School |
| Smoke: |
Yes, light smoker |
| Drink: |
Yes, socially |
| Recent Activity: |
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| Seeking: |
Female |
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| Things That Piss Me Off.
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to
have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is
a goddamn cake you can't eat?
When people say "It's always in the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you
see
that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the
theatre
and stare at fricken ceiling up there.
The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff
Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't".
Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey.
You're blind for God's sake!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't
really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is
it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you
know how fast you were going? You should know asshole
you fucking pulled me over!
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