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Relationship Type: Friend/penpal
Any Children: Yes, not with me
Future Children: May be
Profile Region: 39
Live in: Phoenix, AZ,
Member Gender: Male
Member ID: 45037
Age: 54
Occupation: Soul Traveler
Ethnicity: White
Religion: Other
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 175
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brunette
Marital Status: Divorced
Education Level: College
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Recent Activity:
Seeking: Female
Warning!!! This Guide contains text! You may be required to read! Send me a bill - if you ever encountered a private ad similar to mine. I am a freelance thinker of dreams and a dreamer of things. Culturally advanced, intellectually secure, mortally impaired, financially not applicable, Feng Shui inclined. A self-proclaimed investigator of human, non human and female behavior. Intense and incurable realist: "if you are not paranoid, you are not paying attention." Having a blackish belt in sarcastic derivation and convicted in smartability, nobility and fertility, I am not interested in media poop of sitcoms, politics, genitals, and other mind control activities and passivities. Astrologically Available Aquarius (AAA.) Concerned with Y9K/NWO/UFO/OBE and survival/offshore issues in this terminally happy mad world and looking for a bright, slim to reasonable, metaphysical/artistic friend without romantic turbulence on rainy beach after a nine course candlelight dancing. Age, race, home planet, shotgun type, shoe color is open. Although virtual doors are closed to all type/kind/sort/shape/smell of Queens, Princesses, Goddesses, Angels, Stars, Total Packages and such. Probably may get along better with Asian cultures. Originally from Russian St. Petersburg. Possess 2 tons of books, bills and complaints on our Sun, traffic, Executive Orders, spam, much more . . . Request your very own copy - it is free!!! (American version) - just $19.47 introduction fee* (*33 restrictions apply.) Free entertainment is NOT offered here: you are expected to provide as much info as I did and be smarter than three Chinese Generals. I mean it. Conspiracy appreciated but not in describing yourself. We have e-chances to communicate if you care and dare about the difference between humor and satire, eLection and erudition, Erasmus and Socrates, NDE and KGB, UFO and WWW, myself and others. Otherwise click "Next" because I am tired to death from responses saying nothing. I am now in process of working on my "999 questions to a potent