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Zooma Zooma Zoom, Louis Prima Boom Boom!
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| tatihulot |
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| Relationship Type: |
Dating |
| Any Children: |
No |
| Future Children: |
No |
| Profile Region: |
52 |
| Live in: |
West Palm Beach, FL, |
| Member Gender: |
Male |
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| Member ID: |
48919 |
| Age: |
49
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| Occupation: |
Technical Writer |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Height: |
5' 8" |
| Weight: |
160 |
| Eyes: |
Blue |
| Hair: |
Brown |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Education Level: |
College |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
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| Seeking: |
Female |
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| The other day, I went to the used body parts store. I went in and ordered a urethra. The guy behind the counter said, "Will that be to go?" I said, "Well, what else would a urethra be for?" Anyway...while I was inside, someone pulled into the parking lot. His boom box was blasting the song "Rump Shaker," by Wrexx N Effects.
Keep in mind that the only song I know of that deals with zooma zooma is "Angelina Zooma Zooma," by Louis Prima...which is probably 50 years old, if not more...but is loads and loads of fun to listen to.
This Rump Shaker song, however, I must confess, was almost as catchy. It went..."All I wanna do is a zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom." Over and over again. Over and over and over again. Over....and over...well, you get the picture.
Well, I drove home, humming both songs. And I suddenly realized...hey...I wanna zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom too! Whatever that is. So, I figured I'd place this personal ad. I want to meet a woman who knows how to zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom, and can teach me what it is. And if she knows how to zooma zoom zoom to the Louis Prima song, that would be even better.
There is just one problem...I just hope it doesn't involve any physical activity, because this darned bursitis is acting up.
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