Free Personals Well, if you are reading this ad, then you have got to be one or more of the following: (A) Very adventurous (B) As crazy as I am (C) Have a great sen PumpkinEater: Married, Bald, Old & Overweight............And Those Are My Good Features! Plantation, FL, Florida Search free personals ads Online dating is easier here.

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PumpkinEater
 
Relationship Type: Dating
Any Children: No
Future Children: No
Profile Region: 52
Live in: Plantation, FL,
Member Gender: Male
Member ID: 49612
Age: 61
Occupation: Self Employed
Ethnicity: White
Religion: Not Religious
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 220
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Bald
Marital Status: Married
Education Level: High School
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes, socially
Recent Activity:
Seeking: Female
Well, if you are reading this ad, then you have got to be one or more of the following: (A) Very adventurous (B) As crazy as I am (C) Have a great sense of humor (D) Real bored (E) Very ugly and desperate. All A`s, B`s, C`s and D`s, please continue....all E`s DELETE NOW. Allow me to explain the title of this ad. The married part needs no explanation if you answer this ad, you are in a similar situation or prepared to deal with it. If not, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT read any further. The Bald part is really a shaved head, and with my burly frame, actually looks pretty good. The old part is 50 down and 50 more to go. And the overweight part means I should lose about 25 lbs. Shouldn`t almost everyone? Disclaimer....... This ad is honest and was not intended to offend anyone. If it did......PFFFFFT, get a life! If nothing else, I hope it made someone laugh or smile.