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Relationship Type: Dating
Any Children: No
Future Children: May be
Profile Region: 27
Live in: Las Vegas, NV,
Member Gender: Male
Member ID: 74222
Age: 45
Occupation: Web Design
Ethnicity: White
Religion: Not Religious
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 250
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Bald
Marital Status: Single
Education Level: Trade School
Smoke: Yes, I smoke
Drink: Yes, socially
Recent Activity:
Seeking: Female
FAIR WARNING!! By the time you reach the end of my profile you will be madly in love.. It just cant be helped so dont fight it and go with the flow. Most people would describe me as a total and complete riot to be around. That doesnt mean I run around setting stuff on fire..it means they think I'm funny. Well..they are always laughing at me anyway. I hope its because I'm funny because a very dear friend of mine and I are soon to become the hottest thing on the comedy circuit as stand ups. I was a professional chef for something close to forever but had to give that up for medical reasons.. NO..I didnt cut off to many fingers. Now I do web design and private massages. I still like to show off in the kitchen.. especially for someone special. I love most animals except for bad doggies that think they might want to take a bite out of my butt. Nice sweet no biting dogs are fine. I like most forms of music.. country is on the bottom of the list..but I will listen to it if you listen to mine. I know this is going to break a lot of hearts out there.. but I REALLY dont want to get married tomorrow.. I am sooooo sorry. I would like to have female friends.. casual dates, notice I said casual dates.. not casual sex.. I'm not that easy!!! Well.. yes I am.. but never mind. And if.. HUGE IF HERE IF something heavier happens.. well we can cross that bridge when we come to it.I have a simple rule.. if you cant handle the truth.. dont ask the questions. I will tell you about me and I will NOT lie or sugar coat a damn thing.Take me for what I am or dont.. its that easy.All I really ask is that you are open minded.. have a great sense of humor and be somewhat in control of yourself in all aspects. I can be kind of shy at first.. but once you get me to open up you'll wish I would be shy again. So if you see me checking you out and I dont say HI.. that means you should say Hi to me first.. You may now feel free to shower me with letters of love.. awe.. and devotion.